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You might be tacky if astronauts have to shut blinds and close curtains when the Space Station passes over your house.
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You might be tacky if Frosty the Snowman, Toy Soldiers or Santa Claus appear next to Mary and Joseph in nativity scenes in your yard.
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You might be tacky if people drive by your house to see Christmas lights and get a tan. A sign outside says "Warning: ONLY drive by once to avoid looking like George Hamilton!"
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You might be tacky if that rotating disc inside your power meter picks up enough speed to functions as a circular saw.
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You might be tacky if the lights of your entire Zip Code pulsate in synchronized rhythm to your blinkin' light display.
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You might be tacky if the power company's headquarters is named in your honor.
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You might be tacky if the sputtering of generators and inflatable displays hum the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer".
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You might be tacky if the sun comes up, and your neighbors don't notice any difference.
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You might be tacky if the weeds in your yard are harvested each year as Christmas Trees.
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You might be tacky if you decorate your livingroom furniture, which happens to be in your front yard.
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You might be tacky if you have a permanent deer decoy that doubles as Rudolph during December.
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You might be tacky if you incorporate stock car racing or professional wrestling into your Christmas decorations.
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You might be tacky if you use strands of lights (preferably colored and blinking) to misspell messages on your roof.
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You might be tacky if your Christmas lights produce so much heat that your neighbors use your mailbox as a microwave.
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You might be tacky if your home inspired www.TackyLightTour.com.
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You might be tacky if your house has so many inflatable decorations that people roll carts into your yard thinking its the home and garden section of Wal-Mart
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You might be tacky if your nativity scene uses a 1985 cabbage patch doll or garbage pal kid as the Baby Jesus.
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You might be tacky if your outdoors lights have been permanently stapled or duct-taped to your house for 8 years or more.
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